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　　电台主持人卓镇涛（戴立忍 饰）极富才气，他主持的情感心理节目深受广大听众喜爱。他还有一个令人羡慕的家庭，妻子（梁静 饰）贤良持家，长女晓艺是T台的新星，儿子晓柏（翟文斌 饰）是有名的造型师，小女晓芊更是清新可人，伹随着妻子在水族馆的不幸遇害，这个美满的家庭发生了巨大变化。警方确认为他杀，而卓镇涛因忙于工作疏于家庭从而背上了很大的心理包袱。三个孩子为两任妻子所生，而两任妻子全都死于非命。晓艺把责任一鼓脑推给爸爸，虽说同父异母的孩孒们相处融洽，但作为心理专家的卓镇涛确实难辞其究。随着又一桩诡异事件的发生，真相即将浮出水面......

　　某座住宅区，负责公寓内各项维修事务的菲恩（Matt O'Leary 饰）和约瑟（George Finn 饰）是一对穷的叮当响的好基友。某天菲恩的女友凯莉（Danielle Panabaker 饰）来到他们的住处，当得知住在隔壁的贝先生已经很长时间没走出房门时，凯莉自告奋勇上门查看，结果却一脸错愕地回到二人面前。原来贝先生早已不见踪影，房间内一面墙贴满了以三个人为对象的拍立得照片，窗口则有一台奇怪的机器正对着菲恩和约瑟的房间。不久后他们发现，那台机器竟是可以拍摄到未来情景的照相机。他们发现了贝先生的尸体，然而因为照相机的原因秘藏了此事。　　无意间拥有了窥视未来的手段，年轻人们的心不知不觉躁动起来……

　　在喜玛拉雅山长大的亚星（郑中基）练有一身瑜伽好功夫，某日奉父母之命下山参加印度西施家族举办的瑜伽选夫比赛的途中，被恨嫁的大家姐（应采儿）缠住。为了阻止亚星参加比赛，大家姐想出把他变成人见人厌的坏小子的狠招，不想联合三大恶人也没能将亚星改变，不甘心之下，大家姐又找来以坏混世的大胆叔叔（吴镇宇）。　　可惜大胆叔叔与朋友惊青舅父（刘青云）及其两个外甥已不幸被印度催眠术催眠，连自己是谁都不再晓得，然而亚星总算找到了领门人，赌场的两头神蛇把他教成了沉迷于赌博和吸毒的坏小子，此时，大家姐发现还是原来的亚星比较好，决定陪其一同喝下“印度神奇油”回到从前。

　　Set in an underground dungeon inhabited by bundled, ragged human beings, after the nuclear holocaust. The story follows the wanderings of a hero through the situations of survival. People wait for the Ark to arrive and rescue them while their habitat falls apart.　　Delving deep into the dusty and long abandonded vaults of b-cinema in search of lost gems always leaves me with a bittersweet taste. On one hand the discovery of unexpected gems where no one would think them possible is a rewarding experience. On the other hand though it makes one wonder how many of these remarkable low-budget oddities, personal love affairs of directors never quite famous and now all but forgotten, have almost forever slipped from memory?　　n any case what we have here is a little post-apocalyptic gem from Poland that is really better than it has any right to. The dystopian near future of O-BI, O-BA finds a group of survivors of the nuclear war that ravaged the Earth inhabiting an underworld concrete bunker and biding their time as they wait for the mysterious Ark, an air ship of some kind that will come and save them. The Ark proves to be an elaborate hoax, carefully designed to give hope to the malnourished and desperate denizens of the bunker, while in the meantime the dome that separates their miserable existence from the nuclear winter outside is slowly caving in.　　What first striked me about the movie is the design of the bunker and the depiction of the survivors. The survivors are gaunt, filthy and terrible-looking penitents, dressed in rags and aimlessly wandering the neon-lit halls of the bunker like automatons. The bunker is a rundown, seedy place, with bright neon lights peering from all sides like the eyes of malignant beasts.　　On one hand it is a slightly 80's depiction of the dystopian future but the movie never stoops down to MAD MAX cheese. Instead it combines biting political satire with the bleak outlook of a world with no future, black comedy with barbs on apathy, religion and power. The survivors, for example, are fed some kind of flour dropping from a tube that hovers in the air - later on we discover the food supervisor uses books and the Bible itself as filler for this meagre meal. There are many such short symbolic touches, perhaps not life-changing or faith-restoring, yet playful, clever and inspired.　　One thing is for sure; O-BI, O-BA is not your run-of-the-mill sci-fi schlock. It overcomes its modest budget with creativity and has genuine artistic aspirations both from a writing and directing perspective. My opinion is that it should have been filmed in black and white instead of colour though. The director uses atmospheric light and shadow to great effect and it would have registered even better in stark black and white. The blue-green neon on the other hand outstays its welcome after a while. Just a minor gripe in an otherwise solid b-movie with its heart set in all the right places.　　Imagine a less bleak THE ROAD (Cormac McCarthy) being injected with the satire and humour of DR.STRANGELOVE and you're getting there. See it if you can find it.

影片改编自蒲松龄《聊斋志异》之《聂小倩》。小倩生前被人所负含恨而终，死后化为女鬼，被姥姥囚禁于兰若寺。恰逢书生宁生进京赶考，借宿此地，意外救下小倩。逃亡途中，两人不断遭遇人间及地府势力的阻挠，却也在此般经历中感情升温。宁生带着小倩感受了人间美好，小倩决心还阳，却在到达鬼市后发现事情远没有这么简单……

达尔文是一名摄影师，他发现有个神秘女人总出现在自己的照片中。当这个幽灵般的身影开始在现实生活中显现时，他的女友皮亚开始调查这个鬼魂的身份，最终发现它与一名名叫莉莉斯的前大学学生有关。当达尔文的朋友们开始陆续死亡时，皮亚怀疑这些鬼魂事件与达尔文的过去恶行有关。